Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Is anyone else as excited as I am about this. All I have to say is, "Its about time!" After all these years of looking for Bigfoot, Nessie, Atlantis and never giving that King Tut guy a rest the Discovery Channel finally got around to some important stuff. You know what I mean by important right? Stuff that changed the course of history. Lets be honest as cool as it would be to catch a Yeti, both you and I know that those things are more stealthy then a Turkey on Thanksgiving. So let's get down to the nitty gritty.

This stuff is enthralling, and if you have the free time why not watch another show aimed at slapping done those pesky Born-Again nut jobs. I mean for heaven's sake you would think that after 2000 years someone would find a way to bring some solid evidence against this guy. So what if you are going up against a highly maintained and historically verified document like the Bible, just through something out there that sounds half way believable to a person looking to shrug off the idea of Authority and the people will jump on it. Now as enthralling as this docudrama was it was wasn't perfect, it did lack a few things. I would like to spend the next few seconds of your life pointing these few small things out.
Man I love that Chuck Norris! So here's the point. I am not opposed to the discussion and exchange of ideas, but please bring more then this to the table. Do we have to go through this every year? Anyway I have to get back to "In search of the Yeti", at least these guys are really trying to find out the truth about something instead of just.........just........well whatever they were doing.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

The Truth About Sundance

No! Now leave me alone! I have to catch a plane back to Hollywood. I mean I have to get home for dinner.

And so it happens time and time again with out fail. Another misguided person believing that they have run into a star and wanting an autograph. If only I could be honest with them, but I can't. I must protect my family from a life under the microscope of the media machine and the gilm-glam of Hollywood. I just don't want my daughter to grow up spoiled.

So let me lay this out for you. Here is Sundance and here is me. No resemblance at all.

So let's brake this down nice and easy:

1. It is quite obvious that I a have a mustache and Head does not!

2. I wear undershirts and Sundance
does not.

3. I do not have a prison inmates number on my chest and have never been the prison except in Monopoly.

4. I am not standing in front of the American Idol banner.

5. I am an alto!!!

6. I despite whatever pictures my brother may show you, I have never been to New Orleans.

7. I can dance.

8. Pan's Labyrinth should have won best foreign film!

9. I could go on, but why beat a dead horse unless he really hurt you while alive.

So as you can see I have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Sundance is the next American Idol and one great guy. If he was me, which he is not, I'm sure that he would want you to know that he loves this blog and appreciates your votes. Yes, i do! I mean yes he does.

Seacrest Out!!!!

Hey what happened to the short guy from season one........?