Wednesday, March 29, 2006

The Job #2

So I have been absent from the online community due to a life change. I have entered the world of nine to five once again. Do to the added expense and Jen's job change I needed to get a second job. I was hoping for a big raise, but that didn't happen!
Anyway I have some really cool guys form church that set me up with the greatest frozen pizza company on the planet. So now twice a week I break away from the warm and fuzzy world of church ministry and enter the frozen winter of pre-made pizza bliss.

The best part (other than standing in the 40 degree room) is that I get to work with a few of those cool guys I told you about. So as of this week I have added a new item to my life to-do list. It reads simply: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! ....and under that it details my plan. I will explain it in brief.

First I learn to make the greatest pizza ever.
Second I get everyone addicted to the greatest pizza ever.
Third I threaten to with hold the greatest pizza ever if I am not elected second highest ruler of the galaxy.

Why second you ask. Well because I am not try to unseat God. The last time that happened Satan got his butt kicked out of heaven and the whole world went to sin. I for one would like us all to learn a lesson from this.
STOP PLAYING GOD! You are not good at it and the position is taken!!!

In all honesty my plan is not original. I am simply following the example of the great Col. Sanders who laced his chicken with an addictive chemical that caused people to crave it fort-nightly. Thank heavens he was stopped, but the combined efforts of American and British intelligence agents. Just think if the Col. had not tried to cross the Atlantic ocean and drawn the attention of MI6.

I will not suffer this set back! I know that I will receive support from the media, who will see me as an oppressed free thinker that the government is trying to keep down. By the time they figure out what I am really it will be to late. They too will have fallen under pizza control. Actually who am I kidding? I media will never figure out what I am doing even though I just told them.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Well It Has Been Awhile! (Why I have not posted lately)

I have had the blessing of family poured out on my life of late. First my mother came to visit (as I explained in a previous post). Then this last week, in a massive surprise for my birthday, my brother came to visit. He brought warmer weather with him apparently and it left with him too.

I will detail the surprise later.

First to address the question of this blog's name. I suspect that we all know what ramblings are so, "What is a Reformed Malcontent?"

v. re·formed
v. tr.
To improve by alteration, correction of error, or removal of defects; put into a better form or condition.
To abolish abuse or malpractice in: reform the government.
To put an end to (a wrong). See Synonyms at correct.
To cause (a person) to give up harmful or immoral practices; persuade to adopt a better way of life.

v. intr.
To change for the better.

adj.-Dissatisfied with existing conditions.

n.-A chronically dissatisfied person.
One who rebels against the established system

Putting these to words together has helped express the change in my life. Although it has been over ten years I still remind myself in little and big ways of how chronically dissatisfied I was as a hopeless high school grad with no future and little if any desire to live. My life was totally altered, corrected, put into a better form and condition the day that God took hold of my life. So I am a reformed malcontent who rambles on this blog page and constantly in public also. If you have more questions reguarding God's work in my life please take the link marked "iwork". You will find me under the leadership and staff links.