Try To Stay Calm
Well Fred is off at a convention this week so it is safe to give you all an update. I was just about convinced that Fred was not a ninja. He, after all, is so convincing in his alter ego as a middle mannered Pastor of Connections. He has such a loving family and he love animals.
So when he left for the "Willow Creek Conference" I thought nothing of it, but then this was sent to me!
How can I ignore this? i don't know who sent it! What does it mean? Is it some kind of sick joke or warning? Maybe Fred is not at the church leaders conference.....maybe he is at the NINJA CONVENTION! He is probably learning no ways to ............
No I better not talk about it. How do I even know if Fred is gone? He's so stealthy. He could be here right now!