Friday, September 29, 2006

Try To Stay Calm


Well Fred is off at a convention this week so it is safe to give you all an update. I was just about convinced that Fred was not a ninja. He, after all, is so convincing in his alter ego as a middle mannered Pastor of Connections. He has such a loving family and he love animals.

So when he left for the "Willow Creek Conference" I thought nothing of it, but then this was sent to me!

Ninja!

How can I ignore this? i don't know who sent it! What does it mean? Is it some kind of sick joke or warning? Maybe Fred is not at the church leaders conference.....maybe he is at the NINJA CONVENTION! He is probably learning no ways to ............

No I better not talk about it. How do I even know if Fred is gone? He's so stealthy. He could be here right now!

4 comments:

Acey M. said...

:O Oh, geez, Uncle Sven! That's so scary! But you can protect yourself...

Ninjas are from Japan, right? And the Japanese love their white rice, right? So, as long as you eat rice...

Ninjas can't harm you!

A bowl of rice is to ninjas as a clove of garlic is to vampires!

See you next week! :D

D.K. said...

Good use of the banner!

Anonymous said...

I think you should try to figure out why you feel so pursecuted? Are you feeling guilty for some reason, maybe something you want to tell us? How can you think Fred would have a bad bone in his body? I am not sure he even likes rice, has any facination with knives, or has a kirchief to cover his face. Aren't Ninja's clean shaven folk? You need to relax. . . .

Fred N. Schmitt said...

Hi Brian,
I am near Chicago at a Convention. I miss seeing you and the rest of the Staff. I found a wonderful Chinese restaurant close by. The fried rice is especially delicious! My hotel is OK. I had a difficult time trying to cut my bagel this AM. Hotel knives are so dull. Not like back home. By the way, remember how I said I've been thinking about shaving? I will wear a nametag on Sunday. See you then!