Should I keep holding my breath or go ahead and inhale whatever it is that the masses are smoking these days. This is the change we've been waiting for? I will give Washington the benefit of the doubt a little longer, but I do have to start thinking for my self again by Sunday. I'm preaching this week.
This pic has been floating around the magic email universe and makes me laugh and cry.
Now first off I don't own a gun. My hands and wit are a strong defense. Second I don't want to take guns from anyone with a clean record. Third I love cheese.
So here we go.
No one has offered to give me any change, and I did ask for some.... although I have had some change forced into my pocket while I was asleep. It wasn't the change I was asking for and it looks an awful lot like the change we got rid of in the early 80's.
Interesting fact #1: Did you know that my daughter Josie has a middle name and that middle name is Reagan?
She was named after someone I miss very deeply.
You know I've been thinking. Maybe if I had a gun I wouldn't be forced into things so much. Maybe if I had the arms of a bear politicians would respect me more.
Interesting fact (I'm looking into) #2-4
- Favored the death penalty for treason and murder.
- Believed there should be a revolution every 50 years.
- Died 50 years to the day after he signed the Declaration of Independence.
He may have died do to the shock of no revolution, but I can't prove it. Then again who has to prove anything these days. Not trial lawyers. FACE!!! (Ya I'm trying to bring it back)
If only the founding fathers had thought to add something to the constitution to stop this from happening. If only there was a system of checks and balances in government. If only judges where given the duty to uphold the law instead of just legistlating from the bench. Oh Thomas Jefferson you fool! Why didn't you guys go back and add some type of bill to the constitution that would ensure that the people would be protected and free from........
Well my editor is telling me to stop beating the dead horse or something (He mumbles so I can't always tell what he's saying)
Have you ever wondered what you'd do if you had a time machine?
Well if I had a time machine I'd move back to America.
....better work on my sermon now, but what will I talk about that won't get me thrown in jail?
Maybe I'll quote the great prophets Lennon & McCartney.
You say you want a revolution- Well you know We all want to change the world-
You tell me that it's evolution- Well you know We all want to change the world-
But when you talk about destruction- Don't you know you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be alright Alright Alright
You say you got a real solution- Well you know We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution- Well you know We're doing what we can
But when you want money for people with minds that hate All I can tell you is brother you have to wait- Don't you know it's gonna be alright Alright Alright
You say you'll change the constitution- Well you know We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution- Well you know You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow- Don't you know know it's gonna be alright Alright Alright
Guys is it everything you dreamed it would be?