Rich in Christ and rich in cuteness.
I hope you all had a happy Easter, and I hope you weren't to distracted by the cuteness of kid's on egg hunts, bunnies, little chicks, or even chocolate to see the true riches of the day.Taking the time to heal leads to a better life. You are welcome to share in my thoughts and adventures.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
That is the question, and what are this kid's parents feeding her to maintain the cuteness. If only we could bottle it and sell it to rich women looking to recapture their glory days. We'd be rich, rich I tell you. I have got to talk this child's father! Wait I am this girl's father and I am already rich.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Every once in awhile something comes along that touches the hearts and minds of all people everywhere. It brings the stars into alignment, calms the crying babes, and makes fortune cookies come true. A cultural event that brings such peace and clarity that even Carrot Top seems to stand in stunned silence, struck by the undeniable FACT that greatness is unfolding before our very eyes.
At first I was not a true believer. I simply thought that "High School Musical" was just another prefabricated, sugarcoated tween-pop-drama the likes of which have been churned out on a regular basis by the House that Walt built, but I was wrong! Oh, so wrong! HSM is a work of heart on par with West Side Story or Phantom. The Phantom Menace not Phantom of the Opera. I mean it's good, real good, but let's not loose touch with reality. Please!
Before the greatness that is "High School Musical" I was simply just another schmuck trudging through life with a song in my heart, but that song was hidden
deep. I, like so many others among the down trodden, heard the small cry from deep with in that yearned to shout out like some medieval serf, "HELP, HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED!"
Then, High School Musical, as if in response to this inner cry, unleashed from within me a flood of memorizes that at first threatened to paralyze me under the onslaught of what we'll call "Youthful Indiscretions", but most would just call the stupid mistakes teens make. After being pierced to the heart of my very being I came to this realization. I needed to get in touch with the long lost souls of my youth. Unfortunately most of those friends were not in my calling circle, but it’s the thought that counts. Sadly many of my closest friends and I have parted ways over the years. Some by distance, some by change of life style, and others by prison, the witness
protection program, restraining orders and such. Sadly many of my former friends could not get over the little "Mac or PC" debate and we just can't talk civilly, and though I may not have those friends I still have my memories. Well I do have some of them, friends and memories except for most of my sophomore year and we're glad that is hazing aren't we. Oh yes we are!
Anyway where was I? It was this fresh zest for life that I contribute to High School Musical. How could I have lived so many years under the false memorize of High School being a horrible prison of peer pressure and angst. It was the contact with old friends that sent me into the singing, dancing fool that I now dwell in. You may ask "Why did it take High School Musical to release the passion from within?” and that is a good question and one that I have pondered long and hard. The answer: Cheese!

It was the cheesy out of my stupor. You see after high school most of us loose the cheese. We get older, more settled down, or stale if you will. The hardest part is that the cheese, when it does spring to the surface, is often harshlygoodness that so slapped me mocked by our cruel task master a.k.a. social conformity. You see the true rebel is not the tattooed, pierced outsider. They are the misunderstood hero of movies or the crooner of sultry song. The true rebel is the odd ball that dares to just be happy, joyful and content is their difference. The person who says, "I don't need to brood just because people don't understand me. I understand me and I like me, different and all." This is the person that I lost and the person that HSM brought back to me. So let's cut with the cheese and get back to the story.
Their I was swimming with the ghosts of High School Christmases past, when I was lifted in the swelling spirit of 90's nostalgia and forced to pull out my "old school" oh what were they
called? Oh, yes that's it! "Cd's" So after minutes of painstaking efforts on my part they where imported into my itunes library. I finely I could express my "heart song" through the perfect mix. A mix I have so rightly dubbed "The New Cali-Wis Mix". Why "the New Cali-Wis Mix"? Well I grew up in California and now live in Wisconsin, and as a side note the cows seem pretty happy here too. Any more explanation then that about my transplant it will need to be saved for another day.
Back to the cheese and mix. This is the mix I turn on when the memory of my agonizing loss on American Idol sweeps in threatening to derail my day. The mix I turn to when the radio just doesn't play my stuff. The mix I drink coffee to. The mix that drowns out Fred on the phone. It is the sound track of my life and that means that you may not like it because it’s my sound track not yours and maybe you like cheese or maybe your lactose intolerant. After all one man's delectable snack is another man's gas. There was a point in there somewhere so whatever you feel about cheese you've got to find the song that fills you. I just happened to rediscover that song through High School Musical. So go ahead sing if you feel like it. You can dance if you want to you can leave the world behind. This is me happy so get used to it!
Before the greatness that is "High School Musical" I was simply just another schmuck trudging through life with a song in my heart, but that song was hidden

Then, High School Musical, as if in response to this inner cry, unleashed from within me a flood of memorizes that at first threatened to paralyze me under the onslaught of what we'll call "Youthful Indiscretions", but most would just call the stupid mistakes teens make. After being pierced to the heart of my very being I came to this realization. I needed to get in touch with the long lost souls of my youth. Unfortunately most of those friends were not in my calling circle, but it’s the thought that counts. Sadly many of my closest friends and I have parted ways over the years. Some by distance, some by change of life style, and others by prison, the witness

Anyway where was I? It was this fresh zest for life that I contribute to High School Musical. How could I have lived so many years under the false memorize of High School being a horrible prison of peer pressure and angst. It was the contact with old friends that sent me into the singing, dancing fool that I now dwell in. You may ask "Why did it take High School Musical to release the passion from within?” and that is a good question and one that I have pondered long and hard. The answer: Cheese!

It was the cheesy out of my stupor. You see after high school most of us loose the cheese. We get older, more settled down, or stale if you will. The hardest part is that the cheese, when it does spring to the surface, is often harshlygoodness that so slapped me mocked by our cruel task master a.k.a. social conformity. You see the true rebel is not the tattooed, pierced outsider. They are the misunderstood hero of movies or the crooner of sultry song. The true rebel is the odd ball that dares to just be happy, joyful and content is their difference. The person who says, "I don't need to brood just because people don't understand me. I understand me and I like me, different and all." This is the person that I lost and the person that HSM brought back to me. So let's cut with the cheese and get back to the story.
Their I was swimming with the ghosts of High School Christmases past, when I was lifted in the swelling spirit of 90's nostalgia and forced to pull out my "old school" oh what were they

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Is anyone else as excited as I am about this. All I have to say is, "Its about time!" After all these years of looking for Bigfoot, Nessie, Atlantis and never giving that King Tut guy a rest the Discovery Channel finally got around to some important stuff. You know what I mean by important right? Stuff that changed the course of history. Lets be honest as cool as it would be to catch a Yeti, both you and I know that those things are more stealthy then a Turkey on Thanksgiving. So let's get down to the nitty gritty.
This stuff is enthralling, and if you have the free time why not watch another show aimed at slapping done those pesky Born-Again nut jobs. I mean for heaven's sake you would think that after 2000 years someone would find a way to bring some solid evidence against this guy. So what if you are going up against a highly maintained and historically verified document like the Bible, just through something out there that sounds half way believable to a person looking to shrug off the idea of Authority and the people will jump on it. Now as enthralling as this docudrama was it was wasn't perfect, it did lack a few things. I would like to spend the next few seconds of your life pointing these few small things out.





Sunday, March 04, 2007
The Truth About Sundance
No! Now leave me alone! I have to catch a plane back to Hollywood. I mean I have to get home for dinner.
And so it happens time and time again with out fail. Another misguided person believing that they have run into a star and wanting an autograph. If only I could be honest with them, but I can't. I must protect my family from a life under the microscope of the media machine and the gilm-glam of Hollywood. I just don't want my daughter to grow up spoiled.
So let me lay this out for you. Here is Sundance and here is me. No resemblance at all.
So let's brake this down nice and easy:
1. It is quite obvious that I a have a mustache and Head does not!
2. I wear undershirts and Sundance
does not.
3. I do not have a prison inmates number on my chest and have never been the prison except in Monopoly.
4. I am not standing in front of the American Idol banner.
5. I am an alto!!!
6. I despite whatever pictures my brother may show you, I have never been to New Orleans.
7. I can dance.
8. Pan's Labyrinth should have won best foreign film!
9. I could go on, but why beat a dead horse unless he really hurt you while alive.
So as you can see I have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Sundance is the next American Idol and one great guy. If he was me, which he is not, I'm sure that he would want you to know that he loves this blog and appreciates your votes. Yes, i do! I mean yes he does.
Seacrest Out!!!!
Hey what happened to the short guy from season one........?
No! Now leave me alone! I have to catch a plane back to Hollywood. I mean I have to get home for dinner.
And so it happens time and time again with out fail. Another misguided person believing that they have run into a star and wanting an autograph. If only I could be honest with them, but I can't. I must protect my family from a life under the microscope of the media machine and the gilm-glam of Hollywood. I just don't want my daughter to grow up spoiled.
So let me lay this out for you. Here is Sundance and here is me. No resemblance at all.

1. It is quite obvious that I a have a mustache and Head does not!
2. I wear undershirts and Sundance
does not.
3. I do not have a prison inmates number on my chest and have never been the prison except in Monopoly.
4. I am not standing in front of the American Idol banner.
5. I am an alto!!!
6. I despite whatever pictures my brother may show you, I have never been to New Orleans.
7. I can dance.
8. Pan's Labyrinth should have won best foreign film!
9. I could go on, but why beat a dead horse unless he really hurt you while alive.
So as you can see I have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Sundance is the next American Idol and one great guy. If he was me, which he is not, I'm sure that he would want you to know that he loves this blog and appreciates your votes. Yes, i do! I mean yes he does.
Seacrest Out!!!!
Hey what happened to the short guy from season one........?
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Here I was living my peaceful little life of oblivious joy when, "Wham, Pow, Bang!" I stumble across this headline.
I must say that I am shocked and appalled by this resent turn of events. And to think it happened right under my nose. Silent, deadly, deathly even.
(Long dramatic pause for effect)

You would think we would have learned our lesson after we carelessly caused the last ice age to end abruptly. Humans with our stick fires and cave dwelling ways, parading around like we're the top of the food chain. Pew, whatever! When will we get down of our high horse, or should I say steel horse. (wink, wink) We better wake up and stop using these natural resources. In fact we should turn them into natural un-sources.
If we don't do it soon we won't have any un-sources left to not use.
So what's the best way to turn natural resources into natural un-sources? Well I'm glad you asked! Look at you already being more proactive in this life and death struggle. The best way to turn natural resources into natural un-sources is to use them up as fast as we can. Then we wouldn't have them to use and we would be forced to find alternative forms of fuel. Planet friendly fuel. If only Toyota, Ford, GM and the rest of them (sneer) would stop shoving these green cars down our throats. Don't they understand what we are trying to do here. Well of course they do, but they just keep pushing their, "Use less gas" radical beliefs on us. Them and big oil always trying to be more efficient. Wake up people we've got to burn this stuff up!
Wait.....does that sound right?!?!?!?!? I maybe confused, but since when did having a clear understanding of the truth become criteria for expressing your opinion? Never, that's when. Just look at Hollywood the truth doesn't stop them and it won't stop me.
You may ask,"But is it enough? Can we burn these natural resources faster?" You maybe right. We just can't make natural un-sources quick enough. I don't want my daughter waking up in a world still burning natural resources. I could never look in those little eyes knowing that I didn't do my part to make natural un-sources a reality. Why oh why must I be cursed with coherant thought? Why can't I just flow with the masses? Al Gore you sweet, sweet lovable man! How could you not be the next American Idol! Seacrest out!
Wait! What? Where was I? Oh, now I understand what we need to do. Get rid of the humans! This comes as a real pick me up. You see for the longest time I thought we where going to have to get ride of the cows, and I love me some beef! I am just sick of you cow haters! I love cows and I'm not afraid to sinng it with pride.
"two all beef patties / special sauce / lettuce / cheese /
onions / on a sesame seed bun."

What's so natural about cow flatulence and lava?
Global Warming "Very Likely" Caused by Humans, World Climate Experts Say
(John Roach for National Geographic News February 2, 2007) Check out the link!
__________________________________________________________________I must say that I am shocked and appalled by this resent turn of events. And to think it happened right under my nose. Silent, deadly, deathly even.
(Long dramatic pause for effect)

You would think we would have learned our lesson after we carelessly caused the last ice age to end abruptly. Humans with our stick fires and cave dwelling ways, parading around like we're the top of the food chain. Pew, whatever! When will we get down of our high horse, or should I say steel horse. (wink, wink) We better wake up and stop using these natural resources. In fact we should turn them into natural un-sources.
If we don't do it soon we won't have any un-sources left to not use.
So what's the best way to turn natural resources into natural un-sources? Well I'm glad you asked! Look at you already being more proactive in this life and death struggle. The best way to turn natural resources into natural un-sources is to use them up as fast as we can. Then we wouldn't have them to use and we would be forced to find alternative forms of fuel. Planet friendly fuel. If only Toyota, Ford, GM and the rest of them (sneer) would stop shoving these green cars down our throats. Don't they understand what we are trying to do here. Well of course they do, but they just keep pushing their, "Use less gas" radical beliefs on us. Them and big oil always trying to be more efficient. Wake up people we've got to burn this stuff up!
Wait.....does that sound right?!?!?!?!? I maybe confused, but since when did having a clear understanding of the truth become criteria for expressing your opinion? Never, that's when. Just look at Hollywood the truth doesn't stop them and it won't stop me.
Fight the Power! (yelled with clenched fist thrust high)

"two all beef patties / special sauce / lettuce / cheese /
onions / on a sesame seed bun."
You crazy scientist claiming green house gases are caused by natural causes. We're not going to be swayed by logic. Deal with this logic!

What's so natural about cow flatulence and lava?
Take that! It's all hitting the fan now isn't it? You think I'm joking? It's only a matter of time until we start turning people people into natural un-sources in order to save mother earth, and when we do you better believe it's a turn or burn world.
Soylent Green is made of what? That's right, people. (crazy eyes)
Soylent Green is made of what? That's right, people. (crazy eyes)

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