Chesting is a time honored tradition dating back to.........
Jan. 19th of this year!
It is played by the same rules that our forefathers played by when they engaged in such tomfoolery.
Chesting is not for the weak of heart or chest, and should only be played by the bravest of competitors.
You may be asking yourself, "What is chesting?" Well sadly chesting has some simple rules that must be followed at all times. They are as follows:
1) We do not talk about Chesting.
2) We DO NOT talk about Chesting!
Good now that we have gotten that out of the way let me tell you how to play.
First of all someone sneaks up and punches some in the chest. Then the chesty becomes the Chester and must find another person to chest. That pretty much sums it up!
Now a few words of warning:
a) I suggest that you do not chest people who have no sense of humor.
b) Chesting is not really supposed to be a coed game. So stay away from that!
c) Hitting someone in the chest may not be allowed by your parents or local, state or national government. So you will want to check into that before starting.
Well there you have it! Now get out there and take part in the greatest sport ever invented (or as if is often referred to as,"that weird game I saw on a t.v. show last week)!
Good night and good luck.
PS. Here is a picture of what Jim would like if I chested him.